I'm a fresh college graduate with no direction in life

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jordanstenmark:

Artists I love: [3/50] → Walk the Moon

conscientiouscoattwirling:

i love everything rolf says

kroboolos:

as a young child i lacked the comprehension for an episode of veggie tales so for three years of my life my vision of god was this. god appeared to me in the form of frankencelery.

richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

BBQ Tofu Fries. Tofu is cooked until crisp for a healthy snack…RECIPE

visualechoess:

kissing under a lonely tree - by: Nina Maiores

shoulderblades:

Garlic Junior

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

chemtrailqueen:

a very sick and twisted criminal

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off